Thursday, December 18, 2008

The (Supposed-to-be) Great Oblation Run 2008

PICTURE: Oh yes; oust GMA with countless Stop Campus Repression streamers. But look at all the faces. I bet the one who's holding the "OUST GMA!" sign was itching to scream like hell into the horde of more screaming people.

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Five things:
1.) Screaming girls, much-louder screaming gays, and screaming-for-the-sparing-of-their-equipment cameramen plopped over nude guys.
2.) There has been talk of a future, all-out anarchy of the Arroyo administration in the university, which pretty much explains the heavily guarded ambiance of the event.
3.) Added commandments for a participant in a university-based streaking event (if there is one):
a.) Thou must run in going commando fashion after dipping whole body in cold water.
b.) Thou must now stride, rather than run, to prevent phallic unnecessary movements.
c.) Thou must now intentionally remove mask to reveal owner of previously-dipped-in-cold-water phallus. (Applies to highly confident individuals who are willing to suicide their dignities)
4.) You have to give it to the girl who heckled "... puro ulo ..." in the video.
5.) Only in the University of the Philippines will you see college dudes "going commando". It's starting to get pretty lame, but whether we shamelessly like it or not, it's here to stay.

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Watch the whole thing - recorded clumsily by yours truly - here. (Yes you will see that 2 minutes is enough to justify the whole event.)

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